lockdown toddler parent blues

amount of sleep i got last night: absolutely none

amount of energy my toddler has this morning: all of it

number of times i have tried and failed to get them to put on some pants: six

number of times i have decided fuck it, it’s lockdown, who am i to tell them they have to wear pants in the privacy of their own home: one

how done am i with lockdown: 900%